it’s almost my birthday, buy me stuff and give me hugs

nekus:

(EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YELLING) WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY PUH LEEAAAAAAAASE (EXTENDS HAND) OH BAAAABYYYY. DON’T GO (BRINGS HAND TO CHEST) SIMPLE AND CLEAN (TOUCHES SELF) IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT (MAKES FIST IN FRONTA FACE THEN PULLS DOWNWARD) IT’S HAAAARD TO LET IT GO (DRAMATICALLY SHEDS TEAR)

(Source: minccino, via milesjai)

groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

(Source: largeshirt, via papadaftpunk)